Kiss My Ass Mr. President
Secret agent & femme fatale Opal Von Straponovich isn’t your usual cookie-cutter Hollywood beauty. Which only makes it more hilarious that she holds such power over the “most powerful man on Earth”!
Tag: parody
Breaking News: Why Trump Really Tweets
Have you ever wondered why President Trump does so many oddball things? The answer is – he’s under the spell of the majestic villaness Opal Von Straponovich! A whole new meaning to Russian collusion. *evilgrin*
The Biggest Wall-Builder Ever
Why is building the wall so important to President Trump? Because Mistress demands it! *evilsmile*
Chastity Devices & Campaign Promises
What’s REALLY going to happen on day one in office…
Trump is My Puppet!
Who’s really pulling the strings?
Stay tuned for more information on the nefarious schemes of this dangerous woman…