Secret agent & femme fatale Opal Von Straponovich isn’t your usual cookie-cutter Hollywood beauty. Which only makes it more hilarious that she holds such power over the “most powerful man on Earth”!
Have you ever wondered why President Trump does so many oddball things? The answer is – he’s under the spell of the majestic villaness Opal Von Straponovich! A whole new meaning to Russian collusion. *evilgrin*
Why is building the wall so important to President Trump? Because Mistress demands it! *evilsmile*
Sadly I’ve had to postpone my Miami trip due to Hurricane Irma. 🙁 Miami’s practically in my backyard though so I plan on becoming a very regular visitor there. Keep a watch for my rescheduled tour dates! Canceling my trip is unfortunate but what’s worse is that the eye of the storm now appears […]
Here’s another thing I’d like to see: a button on the television that when pushed makes your tv remote beep. Just what you need when you can’t find the damn remote! And if they can make cars do it why not a tv remote?
I have a LOT of ideas for things I’d like to see. Things ranging from silly toy and game ideas to ideas for how to save the planet. So many that I could probably fill an entire other blog with them. But goddess knows I don’t have time in my life to build & tend […]
Once again I am in the top five of the Clips4Sale ranking of the top 50 studios in the BBW Female Domination category. Even though I’ve barely posted anything in the past two months. (I’m working on that consistency thing guys, I swear. One of my personal challenges.) Because yeah, I am that addictive. And my clips […]
I’m clearing out my cellphone gallery & trying to keep my new year’s resolution, so here’s a random collection of pics of packages I’ve received. I don’t always forget to take pics but I rarely have time to post them. I’m too fussy about doing things like adding a logo/watermark. (Bear in mind my disability […]
I love to wake up and see shit like this in my inbox. Somebody just can’t get enough of me. He went to one of my clipstores and bought a big pile of clips, then went and put in a second large order in another. And that’s a name I vaguely remember having seen before too; […]
What’s REALLY going to happen on day one in office…